***The Emperor Has Arrived!***

Emperor Jones the I grows weary.

Lording one's superiority over others really takes it out of an Emperor. I will return tomorrow to check on your progress. If the Imperial Decrees are not in place and being enforced by tomorrow morning I will hold everyone in this thread personally responsible and will have your heads removed.

 

O........k..........

My guess is Jesuswasamonkey.

 

I just wanna say for the record that I'm not Emperor Jones...

 

*bows to the emperor*

 

I dont believe you.

 

Avacado, if I'm the Emperor, it now means that I could be banned because I would be posting in the same thread under two different users.

Tell me what you want me to do to prove I'm not the Emperor Jones?

 

He sounds just like you must be your evil twin

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Ok guys, do you think I'd create another guy right away like that? This one hasn't go it btw...

 

Imperial Decree #9
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Internet Explorer is an inferior browser, and all citizens foolish enough to use Explorer when there are better options like Mozilla available shall henceforth be referred to as GIMPS and shall be required to speak in Engrish. All citizens using someone else's computer are exempt from the GIMP rule, but if they convince or connive the PC owner into a proper browser, they shall be promoted to the rank of BARON, and shall be granted their own Forum on Proboards.com.

 

Imperial Decree #10
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Rodney Dangerfield has been Sainted by Imperial Decree and shall henceforth be referred to as "Saint Rodney."

 

Yep, it's jesuswasamonkey.

 

Imperial Decree #11
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The Citizen of the Internet known here as TenCentArcade is hereby granted Honourary SuperGimp status, and shall be free to lord over the Lesser Gimps as he Chooses. All non-gimps, however, are permitted to lord over SuperGimps as they see fit, and Emperor Jones the I, Emperor of the Internet, shall be permitted to Lord over all.

 

SuperGimp and his weapons of mass destruction think otherwise. NOW FUCKING GROVEL.

 

Imperial Decree #12
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All citizens of the internet shall be granted the right to temporary emperor status simply by typing in the magick woerds "Emperor_Jones" and "monkey". I do ask though, that no guest Emperor change any profile settings nor break the laws of the internet while acting as Emperor of the Internet. All abuse of the Imperial Throne will be severely punished.

 

Imperial Decree #13
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All media may be traded fairly over the internet. If someone distributes media without permission from the copyright holders, the copyright holders have full legal license to kill the person ditributing copyrighted material. However, no one may assist the copyright holders, they cannot hire mercinaries or in any way involve anyone else. The distributor of copyrighted material has full legal license to defend himself against copyright holders however he must.

 

lmao......i think its jesuswasamonkey.