The famous random facts thread...#41

This whole coaching thing is getting tiresome. There are too many liabilities.

 

musicians will like this joke


2 identical cars are travelling on the same road in opposite directions...one is being driven by a frog and the other is being driven by a trombone player...

whats the difference?

the frog is probably on his way to a gig

 

Had a dream I got banned from here last night over a post about old ladies...

My brain scares me.

 

My daughter called me last night, the little one has an upper respiratory infection...

 

Yes, that sounds like something I could use, but I clean up the leaves in my yard with a leaf blower, a rake and an old plastic truck bed liner that I hook to my four wheeler then I pull them to my garden and burn them if it not to windy, and if its windy I pull them back into the woods and dump them...:sunny:

 

today is a sad day

the anniversary of the death of a loved one

 

its only three days until anonymous supposedly shuts down facebook

 

rf: I am going to Cabo tomorrow. woot!

 

random fact....dabbing clove oil on a sore tooth may result in taking a shit that smell like christmas dinner

 

i thought the armageddon was to happen in 2012??? :mickey:

 

Although clove oil is brutal, it really does help.

I had dry sockets from my wisdom teeth being pulled and I used clove oil and it healed them.

Your best bet is to put the clove oil on and gauze it so you don't drool for hours on end.

I can't say anything about the Christmas dinner shits though...that concerns me a little about what might be happening in your digestive system...

 

my digestive system is super sensitive to hot foods but this hot oil doesnt seem to bother it

i really like the smell of the stuff

 

You can take on any ninjas or pirates we encounter.

meow

Maybe you could get Machinist to make one for you cheap.

So sorry, Imaginary...

Humor duly noted and acknowledged.

I have located the members involved and installed online counter-hacking devices. If facebook goes down, the device destroys the hackers' gonads. Look for it in the news!

Vaya con Dios!

Nothing wrong with Christmas scented shit, I always say.


I just HAFTA pass this on: My friend's nephew texted him Monday night saying, "I've killed 16 zombies, but they just keep coming!!! What I don't understand is, why the fuck are they all carrying candy???"

 

whoops...:smilielol5:

 

This is my first time posting in a library.

 

I saw a bloke trip over his feet and do a faceplant into a massive compost heap today.

I really did try to help him up,but I was doubled up laughing so wasn't a lot of use..

 

Another nice day in the upper 60's. Warm enough to just wear a t-shirt... Think I'll go for a 4-wheeler ride...I love this warm weather in November...

 

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