The famous random facts thread...#41

find better ones

 

People are all the same when it comes to me. I'd be happier on my own.

 

I suppose you realize that both alcohol and weed are supposed to be avoided on both zyprexa and flexeril...but it sounds like you're pretty moderate with them, so maybe it's not too bad.

 

i am blesses with amazing generous and kind friends...

 

what about halloween candy?

 

So Tipsy...you don't want friends, then? Or you want them, but they don't live up to your expectations?

 

What??? Does Jenn eat that??? It could be fatal over the long run...

 

I have some very good friends too.

 

All I expect is that they don't fuck with me. I don't ask for too much.

Right now, I have the only thing I need.

 

So...ALL your friends fuck with you? That sounds like a good story for Weird Tales...I would love to research further, but something tells me you're not going to give me enough material to write a book on it.

I have had one friend who fucked with me...and she did it in epic style, a fuck-up for the ages. But she was the only one who has done this.

 

I would tell you more, but I would want a percentage.

You're lucky. You must be a good person.

 

Gonna pierce my balls together

 

I don't even have to drink the whole glass. just sipp on it

 

I have not eaten any in almost a week

 

Having eggs and hash browns for dinner tonight

 

I'm open to negotiations.

Not particularly...if you asked my wife, she'd tell you I'm terrible sometimes. Then again, I think she's terrible sometimes too...and I've had to learn how to deal with her particular brand of terribleness...and she mine...obviously a match made in heaven. I dunno, Tipsy, further analysis is required...

Anyway the one fuck-up by Deanna was enough for three or four lifetimes. So I guess that makes up for all the good friendships in a way.

 

:2thumbsup:

In that case you might survive to age 25 or so...

 

More from the grand opening autograph session at Da Kine Dog House, the new logo merchandise shop opened by bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman,” at Koko Marina Center on Saturday, Nov. 5.

 

Burn a flag
eat a brownie.
Right on. We need more flag burners.

 

Watching the ufc marathon