The Fifteenth Random Facts About Yourself Thread

I'm a bit jealous of someone right now.

 

dont be....my life sounds amazing because i only post the fun stuff

in reality...i'm just average

 

lol. I'm a little disappointed.

 

I have a habit of falling for lesbians

 

got a door latch and put it in

now I need a compressor clutch

 

Rollingalong's getting frisky - must be just about ready to roll.

 

I am feeling randy..also have a headache...how ironic

 

i like my feet

 

i only like my right foot

 

I've had a brilliant night, although almost fell in a fountain

 

that made me laugh and I don't know why

 

my feet are scarred up from surgeries and my right one is aching a bit....

and my dickhead friend is still not here so he is a dick

 

im eating blueberries...but theyre farmed ones and dont taste as good as wild ones...not even close

 

we bbqd pork tenderloin kabobs with corn on the cob,potatoes and lebanese cucumber salad...it was awesome

 

I baked a cake, it collapsed. Now I am about to watch Wicker Park. I am staying home for a couple weeks, need some TLC.

 

i am diysexmachine builder.. lol jk. it does take 500 rpm sometimes to get me off though

 

My muffins did that the other day

 

to quit smoking? or is there another use?

 

well, for me i take three of em and stay rock hard for hours..