The Fifteenth Random Facts About Yourself Thread

1. Starfishing
When an individual, who is too fatigued to engage in sexual activity themselves, lay spread out on the bed for their partner. The term "Starfish" comes from the shape that the individual makes when they spread out.

This? lol

 

not even close....think anus and take your sissy search mode off

 

http://www.starfishing.com/

 

I heard google will send the results that fit your cyber signature so we can all get different results depending on where you surf...

 

my safe search is always off and I aint finding much of what I was expecting

 

so bbad got THAT kinda lamegay result but i got more manly results

 

i heard about it on ''bob and tom'' this morning...its only the funniest show in the world

 

We have cyber signatures That's a little unnerving :hide:

 

thats what spyware is my brother...when you click a site or add or open an email and accept ''cookies'' you can get these little fuckers that send back to their owners all the sites that you are surfing...i think google may have a thing where you actually sign up for that servicein their news area...i dont give a shit who knows what i read cause i'm innocent dammit

 

That's really shitty. I always wondered what spyware and cookies did

Not that I look at anything I wouldn't want others to know about :leaving:

I just tried out this theory, I searched 'black beauty' in google images. The first thing that came up wasn't a horse...

I remember years ago, say for an example searching for 'used guitars' on google and used instrument sites all over North America would come up. Now when I search for the same thing, it comes up with results for used guitars in my area.

 

the sites know your ip too..thats why the porn sites always have girls from "your area" in the side ads....kinda sucks for me because my ip shows up as somewhere far away

 

lol. You mean there are no BBW in your area?

 

there probably is but thats not my interest

 

I figured as much. This is why I put a afterwards.

Speaking of which, I phoned Quest one night to see if it was a sex chat or really was a singles chat, they said you can try it free. They lied :frown:

 

me too...if i search ''flowering'' i dont get roses

 

Are you enjoying your new job?

 

At least you have a job

Lazy workers always irritated me. Others usually end up having to pick up their slack.

 

some of my mustache hairs are curling into my mouth :ack2:

 

I wish I had a spaceship

 

Fact: I'm listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--XdhfJKjEk"]YouTube- Waylon Jennings - I'm a Ramblin' Man