The Fifteenth Random Facts About Yourself Thread

I like the postman pat swearing one

 

I just listened to one of my 'funeral songs' and now I don't want to go to bed just in case I don't wake up!!

 

I am toast

 

right now I feel more like fresh bread that was just bought and had a case of pop dropped on it in the trunk on the way home

 

trunk = boot for you Britians

 

:freezing:

 

Ta, that's very kind of you.

 

ta? That's gutter talk where i'm from

it's something that you put on the road :toetap05:

 

Really?! You have roads there

 

no, road

it's strange, we are all deeply confused as to why it's there and why it travels the whole way to England

who the hell would want to go there!??

 

Yeah, it would just disappoint you wouldn't it? Seeing England in all it's glory, but knowing you have to go back to Wales

And, we have the Royal family

 

THANK. FUCKIN'. GOD

 

That is no way in which to speak to a lady

 

THANK. DUCKING. GOD.

Fuck, that was easy

 

fanny :teehee:

 

I had to run to the shop earlier and I noticed that one of the houses I have loved since moving here, is up for sale. I want it!

 

I just sold a lawntractor engine and delivered it for free

I also looked at every girls ass who was walking down the sidewalk..there was two ladies walking uphill in one spot where the construction had everybody slowed so I got to gawk at those ones over and over because they kept passing me ...one was really round and almost perfect :drool5:

 

It's the hottest day of the year and I have freezer paks under my laptop to keep it from overheating.

 

its 21C here but the humidex says 30C...its not bad at all but its very damp and almost a fog...Im sure it will be really foggy tonight on the highways

 

It's 14C and raining and I'm cold and tired.