the first bear on the moon.. said?

only you can prevent crater fires..

 

Only crater fires can prevent bears.

 

Those look like human tracks in the dust! Where the hell do we have to go to get away from them???

 

hello Houston ... there is a dart sticking out my ass.. can someone please explain..

 

Hey, where's the keys to this thing?

 

you dont wanna bear fart in a space suit...

 

and I always thought my wife was fat

 

Only you can prevent fart fires.

 

where's the Charmin?

 

wait a minute, i thought this was a giant beehive. where's the honey?

 

who let the dogs out?

 

Tang sucks!!

 

where da ladies bears at?

 

i get fish now, right?

 

can you hear me now?

 

Im a Bear, get it right or Im gnawing your face off!!!

 

don't trust these white guys. they come to steel your land.

 

all this for a beer commercial..

 

.....aflack

 

Houston, we have a problem!