the first bear on the moon.. said?

ima eat the sun... nom nom nom..

 

Ahahaha foolish humans they got it wrong, it wasn't armstrong it was the bear who ate him

 

Look the other side of the mountain!

 

hey you guys,,, that pink floyd song makes sense now...

 

I think I see a Bad Moon a Risin'

 

"do you guys take air miles?"

 

What do you mean my bags are on another flight?

 

my fat ass only weighs 90lbs here... woot..

 

Dang, when I left the den this morning, I promised my mate I wouldn't be gone long...

 

should I be alarmed, there are naked green men running round up here, over.

 

I'm The First "Bearfooter" To Walk On The Moon....



Cheers Glen.


P.S......Posted By A Life Time "Barefooter" On Earth....

 

cheers...

 

"where's my natural habitat?"
*starts going crazy because bear doesnt understand this place*
*rips space suit of with claws and suffers space expansion*

 

Okay, where's the hidden camera?

 

lol

 

I'm hungry...is Timothy Treadwell here?

 

Just wait until I get my paws on the guys that did this to me!

 

Hello Houston???

ok,, I know its been a while but for the last 20 so years that Ive amazingly watched the world go by. But to tell you the truth, I really am bored.. I know I know I shouldnt be writing this letter, cause the top secret bear release on the moon surface. But honestly whos gonna believe that nasa took a bear to the moon in 1969 and it got aways? And whose going to believe a bear can still communicate with earth.. The Truth is out there.
This what happened. I was suppose to come out the pod and dance. Im Russian bear by the way. Everything was going well when I saw a shimmering salmon. I took off broke loose from the tether and Im a bear and dont know all that mass equation stuff and my great speed .. Well I took off rather fast. The astronauts tried to get me, but they were to slow and I didnt care anyways cause the yummmy shimmering salmon I was after.. Soon enough later I came to the surface and the shimmering salmon turned out to be alien salmon. But they told me I could not eat them, I was sad. Then the astronauts left me. They have been sending cheep food packets cause my russian ower Veronika Vasilev was very angry they can not bring me home. They all said they would when the wall came down and russia would collapse and so on so on.. but I keep wondering are you ever going to come get me??..

 

where's the beef?

 

tada...