The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

You can tune a guitar
you can also tuna fish​

 

I drive like a musician. So B sharp or B flat.

 

Time flies like an arrow
fruit flies like a banana​

 

Honk if you have herpes!

 

I thought Crystal Meth was a country singer!

 

51% Lady 49% Bitch
So don't push it!

 

Stay Back! [I just farted]

 

I saw this bumper sticker on the back of an F-250 20+years ago leaving a mountainman rendezvous....it said simply "I LOVE HIGH EXPLOSIVES"

You gotta love a redneck and his love for things that go boom.

 

One of the best stickers I ever saw said this:

A VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT IS A VOTE FOR SOCIALISM

The guy who owned the car said he caught some weasel trying to scrape it off his car. I told him do what I do. Tape it INSIDE the glass. When they realize it can't be scraped off that will really PISS THEM OFF!!! Poor lil democrat rats....

 

Okay, how about;

A VOTE FOR A REPUBLICAN IS A VOTE FOR FASCISM
​

 

Moooove, I'm trying to speed!​

 

My other car is crap,too.

 

Je$u$

 

if this bumper sticker is in your front seat. One of us, really fucked up bad..

 

Why aren't you laughing?​

 

Seen today:

Just say NO
to negativity
​

 

Make Tea Not Bombs.....:-D

 

saw this yesterday;

"I don't care what you think of this car-I won it in a raffle!"

 

Sticker on an old school bus: Don't laugh, its paid for!......;-D

 

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle