The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

I saw a van with the handicap license plate and a sticker that said "fakin' it."

 

These are two I saw today:

Drowning in the Mainstream​

and


Area 51
Parking
Permit​

.

 

Saw one today that said:

Save the Humans​

 

Ahahh I once saw one that said:

FUCK YOU I have enough friends.

lol

 

To err is human, to arrr is pirate.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

 

Good ones.

 

Seen today:

How's your Aspen?​

 

my favorite was: Relax, I've been driving drunk since I was 2

 

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

 

"Sorry my car is a piece of shit, my parents didn't buy it for me"

 

"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart."

It was this super old guy. Made me laugh

 

Dancing bears, followed by
Warning: I brake for hallucinations

 

"Geogists make the bedrock."

 

Saw this one yesterday:

Honk if I'm paying your mortgage.​

 

The UK generally doesn't do funny bumper stickers.
Shame really.

 

Maybe you should make up some. How about:

England? Whatever happened to the Engs?
​

 

I'm sure you've all seen the ones that say, Warning: In the event of rapture, this car will be unmanned."

I want one that says, Warning: In the event of rapture, this car will be manned.

 

Or Warning: In the event of rapture, this car will be carefully steered to the curb.

 

lol

 

"If you cant feed em', dont breed em'!"

(talking about kids) lol