The goverment

Awww....Thanks.
For what its worth, I think the same of you.

 

It is worth more than any amount of money. It is worth more than the warmth and light of the sun. It is worth more than all the stars in the sky combined.

 

Lol.
No need for sarcasm.

 

But it is true, dear Piaf. No sarcasm involved here.
If you would be marryable I would propose to you.

 

Am I not marryable ?

 

Are you?

 

I am

But I am not really sure I wanna be married.

 

She doesn't cook, clean, or raise kids. She'll work her ass off to make you money though.

 

Then I will wait with my proposal.

 

True.
And I'll be working A LOT, so I'll never be around.

 

Okay. Fine with me.

 

This is where you are supposed to push me to propose to you now.

 

*pushes Bird to propose*

 

Which means you'll be not getting laid either. Atleast you can have fun all day and she'll pay for it.

 

Arent I the perfect catch ?

 

The moment is already ruined. Proposing is all about timing.
I will just wait for a better moment to propose to you, oh lovely Piaf.

 

Sounds good actually. Except for the getting laid part, but I am sure she does not mind me coming over to her job and fuck her there.

 

Yup. I don't even mind the not being laid thing. Long as I had a big tv and some video games.

 

That is actually a fantasy of mine...You know, sex in a hospital...

 

Consider it done.