The Great Big Trolls Thread

that's my mother's hairpiece! give it back to your local post office for prompt delivery and removal of harmful blockage.

 

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

 

anal sex 101:

insert lubricated finger in anus slowly

then proceed with penis, also lubricated genously.

after ejaculation wipe the feces off your penis.

 

if the frontage clears, we can herd up the local protein shakes with a little dab of briilcreem,

 

did i tell you about the time i scored 50,000 m&m's for the rolling stones.
it was a tuesday morning and i walked up to the newsagents and the door was locked so i kicked it in and went inside and the newsagent was there with a hammer so i ripped his nuts off with my teeth.
then i picked up the m&m's and walked back home and i sat on this couch and i rolled a camberwell carrot just like i'm doing now.

 

eyepatches like pirates

 

nice, bucket. take your hands in it

 

How do you know that?

 

experience

 

do you know why they call pirates pirates?


cos they are.

 

no, no, you take the wheel, THEN you place the pudding on her lip cavity.

 

Pffffft, that's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

 

this is my rifle this is my gun, one is for fighting this is for fun

 

Yippie ki yay muda fukka

 

Joan Collins drove a double decker bus to the moon and back so quick that no-one even saw her move from her chair.

 

Who are you talking at???

 

you shut your mouth when your talking to me

 

don't look at me when i am screaming at you. do you hear me??? LOOK AT ME!!!!!

 

*flares her nostrils*

 

you're irresistable when you do that.