the heat in my house just died.

well, some suits and dresses got stains on them.

and well, I guess rich people aren't as into sloppy butt sex as us poor folk are...

 

you don't think the rich folks get done with ass fucking?

i bet they're more prim and proper about it then us poor people...

 

Oh pffffft.....Been there. For weeks.
You'll be fine. Be a man !

 

I'm warm again.

370 gallons of oil.

we'll be good the rest of the winter and half of next.

 

Ganja the only thing I could think is that your oil company charged you and didn't give you what you paid for... because that's crazy insane!

 

it was there, cuz I have a guage that tells me how many gallons are in it, and plus I have a stick to measure it. It was certainly there.


Personally, I'm thinking that my wife is wrong about when I told her it was there. I think it was almost 2 and a half weeks ago, she says it was just last friday.

its still a large amount of oil to be missing in that time because it really wasn't super cold, although it wasn't really warm either. average.

 

shit man this house has 7 people total and we dont use the heat. it saves money, lots of money. so we walk around all winter as if we just gained 60 pounds.

lots and lots of cloths.

 

That'll keep the pipes from freezing

 

yep smoke the grass.

im the only one with a drink of choice. it keeps my chest warm and i use the washer less.

 

what? i'm talking about your water pipes in your house.

just wait till one of those fuckers freeze and burst and floods your place out.

heat is a necessity

 

well we keep the water dripping most nights so it works out. no problems so far plus i pay each month. its golden cause i pack my bags and leave in less than a couple of hours.

smoke more grass.

 

well ok

but thats an odd way of doing things