hahaha yess and maybe he like..pops up in random places.. says something then walks back to his chair
Stoner Dude: Dad, what do you think of Western Civilization? Dad: I think it would be a good idea. He claims Ghandi and Monty Python quotes as his own.
ahaha yes..no one really knows if collin is yalls child or not, but you suppose that you were on too many drugs to remember when he was born so you just kind of treat him like one..
New catch phrase for Mom. "Maybe I shouldn't have done all that acid during labor, I can't remember which ones are ours."
my character should also try to liven up the household at random times by painting rooms random colors or throwing rice... and since all the walls are always wet cause I'm constantly painting them the colors runs and they look tye dye... and when i throw rice it always gets stuck to the wall and since i paint the walls so much several rooms are actually shrinking because the layers of paint on the wall are so thick
Mom: "Micha, dear, do you have a tampon?" Micha: "Ewee. Mom, gross. Last time I saw them, they were under the sink, next to where you and Uncle Tripp hid the stash. Ewee."
Micha: "Mom, do you have a pregnancy test?" Mom: "Yes, under the sink. Good thing I am pretty sure you ARE the neighbor girl, and not one of mine, as I am sure one of my boys is the father.....Ah, reminds me of my youth."