the hotbox (convo thread)

I feel like I'm 13. I'm drinking Franzia and vodka :/ It's all we had in the fridge and we are all cozy and comfortable already and no one wanted to get good alcohol. I know that's no excuse. Stupid franzia!

 

Yeah they have a war over which side they butter their bread on. The Yooks, or an allusion to the United States, who eat their bread butter side up hate the Zooks who do the opposite and represent USSR. It is a gigantic allusion to the Cold War set in a children's book sending the message of not hating people for trivial differences. Dr. Seuss was a genius.

 

we drink franzia on a regular basis. yes I love fine booze, but nothing else comes in an undestroyable bag. Slap that bag, show that bitch who is the boss. Tony Danza mutha fucka

 

Oh my goodness, yes. If she would come and tuck me into bed at night, kiss me, and read me stories in her silly accent, I would be a very happy lady.

 

If she tucked us in together, you culd be even happier

 

Aww, reading that made me warm all over. Or, it possibly could be the vodka. But no no no, I'm just going to say I'm warm all over from you, because you are the best.

 

nope it probably the vodka. Sorry to burst your bubble

 

You're fresh. And not in the cool kind of way, in the way someone says the word fresh when you are being too damn sassy for your own good.

 

mmm Franzia.. it just aint a party unless ya got a bag to slap..

 

I agree.


That's what's up, Eric

 

Stella obviously hasn't been too enough festies to know all you need is PBR and a bag of wine.. and crazy shit WILL happen

 

I've seen slap bags break windows and still be slappable!

 

Yeah, my festival count remains at zero. But my Franzia hangover count is higher than I would like to admit.

 

Awesome. I just took a quiz online for my cells bio class. I'm pretty drunk, and I suck at biology, and I got a 95. I should probably go to my lab drunk tomorrow, that will fix everything.

 

man i hate having to rely on my friends to get weed for me from their dealers....how would i go about asking them to go with them so i can get friendly with the dealer and score his number?

 

PBR is a good cure for a Franzia hangover..

 

I'll keep that in mind Eric, thanks haha. Tomorrow, my only hangover cure will be 5 hours of classes then 6 hours of work.. oh wait, that never cures a hangover. Oh well, I'll just eat wheaties for breakfast.

 

I hate doing that too, but now I found a dealer.

 

Fuck yeah got both my papers done. Too bad I didn't study for AP US lol.

 

I am just to inoculate 2 jars with golden teacher, and am waiting for a 5lb grow bag.