The Hudson Factory Mystery

Rock Hudson most certainly knew the murderer that's why they bummed him off. I mean bumped him off. James Dean didn't know the murderer, but he had a nasty car accident which led to his fatality.

Only today I found a vital clue, outside the bedroom of one of the Hudsons. In a panicky hand it read:

'You was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you...'

That's where it ended abruptly.

What could it mean?

Who could have written it, and why?

Which is the second largest city of Iran, and how many tonnes of caviar are exported each year?

 

David Hasselhoff uses a girdle to keep himself looking trim

 

Well done Ronald Macdonald. David Hasselhoff is indeed a girdle. Regarding the death of the cricket coach, and the mysterious happenings in the House of Hudsons, I have been doing a little digging of my own, and found the following quote:

'Match-fixing has to be sorted out or someone will be assassinated.'

The quote was made in 1991.

Who was it?

 

No? No one? It was world-famous cricketer Ian Botham. BTW cricket is not as good as baseball, because it's too slow and weird-looking. That is why it is the ideal sport for the Hudsons.

I am convinced, however, that the end of our troubles is nowhere near in sight. I looked at the grandfather clock in the hallway. Cobwebs grew out the back of it. It was Saturday night, and though the clock showed 12, it only struck 1. Why? And what is so weird about a Hudson cuckoo popping suddenly out of the clock? Oh those sneaky Hudsons tryin' to confuse us all.

 

did someone replace the cuckoo with some kind of anal vibrator?

 

No the clocks went forward, but I liked your answer so you get another 1000 points. However, I don;t like you very much, so I take away 5000000 points. So now the score is:

Body Electric 7000
sentient 6000
Self Service 5000
Everyone who is a member of Hipforums 4000
Ronald MacDonald -10000000000

Ahhh! What a shame. Ron was doing so well. How can I be so cruel? Ha ha ha haha ha ha
MINI ME: H he he he he he he

 

I shouldn't have been so tough on Ronald Macdonald. Now everyone has forgiven him, and I'm the bad guy. Story of my life. I sit up all night writing free stuff for you poopholes, and you can't even be bothered. Ah well. I'll even out the scores again. everyone starts from 0 points.

So, this is what happens next:

Hudson 1, Hudson 2, Hudson 3. Hudson 1 was the uncle of Hudson 3. But Hudson 2 was the father of Hudson 3. But Hudson 1 was married to Hudson 2. What the hell happened there?