The I Believe You or I Don't beleive You Game!

I poolieve you.

I once ate a whole apple in one go.

 

I don't believe you...


I play Dance Dance Revolution...and I tour with a team and we battle...

 

I believe you.

I'm gay.

 

I gaylieve you!

Flumps keep visiting my dustbin.

 

I believe me.

I just bought a giant bong.

 

i bonglieve you!

i am a giant bong...

 

I believe you...


I mowed the grass today... And no, not meaning shaving my who-who..

 

i believe that you couldn't get through your who-who grass with a machete...

i'm actually tom hanks...

 

I mowlieve you.

I invented cheese.

 

Hahaha omg...

I don't believe you.. Tom Hanks is too busy playing god...edit, sorry...


I don't believe you...

Every Tuesday is my night where I go and have my official knife fight championship tournament...

 

I don't bladieve you.

I once had a fight with Bruce Lee, and I kicked his ass. I also once beat the crap out of Mike Tyson.

 

I don't believe.. The mike tyson on the other hand, I believe you only if you are missing an ear...

I can do flips, and won many medals...

 

I kung-fulieve you.

I designed Paris Hilton's lingerie cabinet, and I fleeced the stupid bitch for a million euros for it.

 

I believe you...

I've mastered the art of talking to people using only my mind...

 

I brainlieve you.

In the future a packet of ready salted crisps will be worth more than a pint of lager.

 

I believe you...


Someone came to my door and wanted to sell me some diapers...

 

"Diaper"-lieve you.

The guy selling the diapers works for my adult baby company.

 

I believe you... Can you get me a discount...?


I've gone sky diving and I peed while jumping...

 

i believe you...

im drinking a beer right now...

 

I don't believe you..

I kid, I kid, I believe you...

I'm watching two people push an old van because it won't start and they pushed it into someones yard and hit a tree...