The Jungle Chat

lol

 

Our small dog seems to have disappeared...

 

i am tired today

 

A young man walks into a bar in Alaska. After many drinks, he announces to the whole bar that he is proud to be a new Alaskan.

One of the old timers at the bar laughs at him and asks him if he has gone through the "Ritual" yet. The lad asks what the "ritual" entails.

The old timer says,"Well, to be an Alaskan, you have to kill a Polar Bear and have sex with an Eskimo." The young man says that he hasn't done either yet, so he and the old timer continue to drink heavily together and the old timer answers his questions about the "Ritual".

The young man stands up and wobbles out of the bar drunk as can be.

About four hours later, he struggles back into the bar, all scratched and cut up.

He summons all of this strength and shouts out "Where is this damn Eskimo I have to kill?"!​

 

chips ahoy has a new fudge filled chocolate chip cookie

i'ma gonna get me some tonight

 

for a second i thought you were talking about sex

i fucking love chips ahoy

 

I love fucking Chicks Ahoy..

 

sex?
what is this sex you speak of?
is it as good as a chips ahoy thats been heated in a toaster to the perfect gooey melting temp?

 

I want a mountain dew but dont got they money for it

 

dont have...

"Got" isnt proper English ..

 

Sorry your majesty

 

got the f out

 

the dog is back... we've had her for almost three years. In that time, we let her outside, she runs to the grass and does her business and runs right back in... Even when we tried to make her stay outside and enjoy nice days, she wouldn't go more then 20 feet from the door.

Let her out this morning, and I didn't see her again until 10 minutes ago...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBHNa0myibs"]!!BEES TURNED HOUSE INTO HIVE FOR 10YRS!! - YouTube

 

dude your sig scares the shit out of me

 

hey peaceful was you on tv being evacuated.. no sooner did you mention you had to leave your appt. that shit was on the news. I was just wondering..

 

I dont think i was on tv but yeah the fire company told me i had to leave my place so i went to my moms house few blocks away

 

How the hell did i end up on this forum..
hmm.... what was i going to say? ...never mind i guess ill just leave now.... thats right ill just leave...im leaving now.... still leaving.. inch by inch step by step....

scooting along here....



almost gone...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbWRfBZY-ng&feature=BFa&list=PLB2E191D7925FC972&lf=autoplay"]James McMurtry "We can't make it here" - YouTube

 

What a great tune...good morning...hey libra....back in the 80s people were walking around saying ''landshark''on a regular basis because of that skit on snl...i did it myself...


fuck me...gotta hear that tune again...hope no one gets mad that i a, turning it up