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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by ROLLINGALONG, Aug 29, 2011.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7cOwMxis5c"]Robert Palmer - Some like it hot - YouTube
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i love it hot... thats why i have a thai.. cayenne.. serrano.. and two jalapeno plants
     
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    High of 86 tomorrow; sweet!
     
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    ChronicTom Banned

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    :toetap05:
     
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    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    i have little to provide society and all i want from society is money...

    why the fuck do i even bother? i mean i'm stuck in it now cause i got debt i dont want to pass off to my parents - but even then...my parents made the mistake in makin me

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    why do I even bother. I was feeling really weird, so I went to the hospital .. LOL they gave me a drug test. Found cannabis.. and gave me 2shots of atavan and a percocet for my headache.. I think they was looking for opiates. When I told them they could stick them 20mg Plastic OC up their ass. Im not taking them. back to perks. least thats what they will recommend to doc hollowhead.
     
  7. jo_k_er_man

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    I just got back from the ER myself.. had horrible chest pains from 11pm-2am... so i finally went in.. nothing bad.. im gonna live.. inflammation of the cartilage around the chest wall between the ribs... they gave me a shot of something that made it go away for the most part.. non-narcotic of course.. but i feel a ton better.. felt like i was bout dying before i went to the ER
     
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    my chest was hurting but it wasnt panic related. double dose and the atavan and the perk got me toasty.. bout to crash.
     
  9. jo_k_er_man

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    sounds like ya wanna be a ******

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH? Seriously.. If you don't like the life you're living.. for fuck sakes CHANGE IT! You're a white kid from the burbs that's in college.. you've been dealt better cards than most my friend...

    If you don't like the college scene.. drop out.. but get a job then.. don't just be some slouch... make money.. do things.. live life..

    get a restaurant job.. you more than likely wont have a many dull moments.. ALL cooks drink and smoke.. at least 50% of all waitresses are whores... 90% when they are wasted ;)... and no drug tests.. I dunno about KC.. but in the twin cities.. most cooking jobs start at $10-11/hr... that's ~$1600/mo @40hrs/wk... $1200 once its all said and done.. move back with the rents.. and it'll be mostly pocket money.. minus the $100 or so a month you'll have to pay back loans.. build up some cash and move out
     
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    Keenman Senior Member

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    Sorry man-that sucks

    Glad your gonna live!!
     
  11. CannbisSouL

    CannbisSouL Smoke 'till you toke. Lifetime Supporter

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    For some reason my school has decided that the best way to raise money for our school rugby team is to send the hairiest guys on the team around the library in skirts/dresses begging for change.
     
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    i wish gettin a job in a kitchen were just that easy - most of em in KC want you to have experience and I don't

    i'm not bitchin because lifes too hard blah blah - it's that i'm not satisfied with this life, but i don't know any other life to live my dude.

    i know i am privileged and have a lot more than others - but having more doesn't make me any happier
     
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    this theory i have spent my life testing...his observation is accurrate.....my best girlfriends in my life have all been waitresses and bartenders....very subserviant



    rugby dudes in dresses..........so in other words a normal day at school?
     
  14. PurpByThePound

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    looks like i'm gonna go apply at some restaurants today
     
  15. jo_k_er_man

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    kitchens will take inexperienced people all the time.. anyone can run a fryer.. just gotta keep on their ass.. may have to start lower on the totem.. but you could start out as a dish dog.. yeah it sucks.. but say a couple months later when they need a cook.. and you know where everything is in the kitchen.. you can always rag the manager to let you cook/prep.. or be a host/barback and work to waiter/bartender
     
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    Work it backwards... what won't you do?

    For example... I wouldn't work in a factory, I wouldn't sell something I wouldn't buy, I wouldn't go underground or actually work in any industry that was about extraction of natural resources on a large commercial scale, and so on...

    Out of whats left, what interests you the most? Answer that, then go try it... You may fail.. you may decide you don't like it, you may get totally distracted along the way... but moving towards something, is better then stagnating and wallowing in a life you hate.
     
  17. jo_k_er_man

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    Good Luck! :2thumbsup:
     
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    Man... you really gotta stop saying shit like this.. .nic is going to have to smack you so many times now it is bound to be considered assault... lol
     
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    about the only thing my brother did right was use my name to work as a cook.. I collected all the taxes..funny government cant figure out that a human being cant work 24/7 365 and then some..(combining the 2 of us) Talk about a sweet tax return :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhAfrimzfyE&feature=related"]I Hear Satan - Dax Riggs - YouTube
    almost forgot.. :)
     
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    Hell I'm almost 30 and I still don't have it all figured out.. but there's only two options.. keep on living or roll over and die
     
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