The Jungle Chat

there is a fake girlfriend service that you can sign up and receive messages from a fake gf...stuff like ''why dont you leave the boys and come over and have some fun''...

its so your friends wont think you are a loser[they will know it]

 

Every time I get stoned they show the aspca and humane society commercials.makes me tear up.and they been showing alot of pit bulls lately.I love pits, really makes me teary.how can people be so mean to animals?

 

those commercials just make me wanna punch sarah mclachlan in the face... they are constantly on!

 

invest in a vapo

 

patrice oneil does a funny bit on those sarah commercials.he calls her 'rich white lady' and describes kittens with pencils sticking out of their eyes...its quite funny

 

Patrice Oneil is one funny bastard

 

Check this out;

Electric plane wins $1.35 million prize

 

i need a fake girlfriend service that blows me and then stops acting like my girlfriend when i don't want her around...


i just don't have the guts to say i need a whore :sunny:

i hate that voice of hers...and her moles

too broke right now...i'd rather invest in an ounce :sultan:

i just need a different job that will give me good hours

 

I like going on cupid and calling all the bitches dumb cunts..

 

kinda like here..

 

Im so fuckin pissed the fuck off its not even fathomable.. And i aint got no fuckin weed either god damn motherfucking cunts bitches really aint fuckin shit

 

hah. some weed dealer I know that blows me off more than you can imagine. Well his house caught fire.. And I just lold.. seems like he cant pay attention to what hes doing in the kitchen, probably cooking crack anyways..

 

karma is a bitch

 

amanda knox is live on tv...she has a pissed off scowl on her face

 

who is this amanda knox?

 

amanda knox casey in the ass with a stap on..

 

she was in jail in italy for killing a girl and it was recently overturned

 

meh.. i don't watch soap operas

 

Damn, I smoked some dank earlier and got hella munchies. I ate 24 chicken strips and a pack of ramen. I'm still hungry. haha