The Kick Box - On Hip!

I'll give it a month then delete it. I might even meet a cute daddy on there .

 

You will probably have an easier time hooking up with a dude than with a woman.

 

I just downloaded grnider and spaceman spliff popped up as my first match

 

Not surprised. When you're morbidly obese and smell like stale shit because you cannot reach your ass to wipe, you need to go with whatever you can get.

 

That's dumb and not funny.

At least he has a decent personality and skills, so it seems.

 

Yeah but what does it taste like

 

What In The Hell Has Got Into You PR..???.....My Solution Would Be......Go Back And Delete

This Post.....ASAP....



Cheers Glen.


EDIT:-.... PM Is In The Mail.

 

ah man so i was browsing tinder this morning and my ex's co worker came up, i wanted to swipe right soo bad but then she would tell her and she will stop having sex with me.

 

Double Dry-Hopped Afterimage from Grimm is off the hook!!!

4.75/5

 

I made it back in a week this time... yay me!
Only a few pages to catch up on and plenty of Likes to use along the way!!!
(I'm so pleased!)

Anyway.
I have a few new beers tonight, but the first victim shall be...

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(Alc. 9.0%)
(Flying Dog- The Fear)

Smells: Malt, pumpkin, and spices co-mingle as they waft to my nostrils. A hint of vanilla is sneaking around, while the cracker backbone stands firm, but somewhat camouflaged.

Tastes: First, raisin malt & spices. Pumpkin whispers throughout. Slight bitterness comes forward as the end nears.

Overall, not a bad brew. Not a ton of pumpkin flavor, but not a bad beer either. Thick and rich with hearty warmth.


(I'll be caught up to this spot shortly!)

 

Does it taste like hot legs and sweaty dog balls?
For your sake, I truly hope not!

So, really... what's the deets, yo?

 

ALrighty, done with that beer.
On to #2!


The beer:

(Alc. 8.0%)
(Lakefront - Bridge Burner Special Reserve)

Smellin: Sweet raisin, malt and biscuits. A whisper of pine in the background. A floral spirit tip toes throughout.

Tastin: Sweet raisins up first, holding hands with biscuit backbone. Soft pine and floral notes throughout. A bitter nibble curls under the tail end.

Overall, sweeter than expected, but not bad. Kinda boozy, kinda smoky. Decent beer, if a bit too sweet.

 

Its a very decent port. i could easy buy something else higher booze and cheaper . but this is delicious so i went with it again.

 

Good to know.
For a lot of us, taste is just as important as alcohol content.

For me, it's both.

 

ive been drinking it over a week now. the girl at the register laughs every time I buy the leg humper.. its a win win..

 

Yeah, sounds like I'd keep buying that same beer too!

Now I'm wondering if you could somehow get a pic of the girl from the register to post here.

 

And here I am, on beer #3.

(I doubt I'll be inebriating myself with more liquor after this bottle.)
(The second two bottles were the larger variety, so I'm getting a decent amount of alcohol in my system.)
(If I need more, I have some small bottles of tequila and shit.)
(But none of these parenthetical statements are relevant to getting on with my review!)

The beer!

(Alc. 10%)
(Heavy Seas - Greater Pumpkin (2015))

Smellin: Pumpkin pie spices greet me first. Browned crust rounds out the Feng Shui. A lacing of spices meanders throughout.

Tastin: Boozy pumpkin pie. A fleeting, spicy, burn on the back end. Somewhere in the distant aftertaste, some wet hay funk.

Overall, It's an ok brew. Not the top of my list, but not the worst pumpkin beer either. I wouldn't say you shouldn't drink it, but I would say there's better pumpkin brews if that's what you're after.