The lamest comeback ever thread

Pee Wee Herpes isn't so pee wee,

comparatively speaking, that is...

 

can you Puhhhhhlease type coherent comebacks:toetap05:

 

Damn Americans..

 

You are such a marshmeller....

 

Isnt it past your bedtime Mr Geritol?

 

The horn blows how about the driver....

 

show me your tits?

 

you look familiar, did I see you at the zoo???

 

is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?....or are you just gay

 

When they were giving out noses, you thought they said roses, and you said "Give me a big red one"

 

your favorite song is from the wizard of Oz movie "if I only had a brain"

 

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport

 

and you would be a Captain

 

I know you are but what am I?

 

a goose

 

ive had better.

 

a duck?

 

thats gonna leave a mark.

 

ya....a skid mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!(pet duck)

 

says you