The lamest comeback ever thread

You and who's army ?

 

fuck you and the horse you rode in on.. ..

 

ya and then monkeys will fly outa my ass

 

oh yeah, well your your your your ahhhhhh,... well. I fucked your mom ... so naa..

 

I wanted to fuck your mom but the line-up was too long

 

I was gona fuck your mom but the gorilla jump in front of me....

I think Rodney told that one..

 

as if

 

as if what you fucking douchebag, ass wacking tater rat?

 

Stfu

 

Tits or GTFO

 

what are you..in grade 3...?...

 

Do you eat shit with a rusty spoon?

 

up yours

 

your just mad cause a house fell on your sister..

 

I was born at night but not 'last night'

 

jackass..

http://www.imcdb.org/images/000/130.jpg the heckler in happy gilmore..

 

I know you are but what am I?

 

like thats gonna happen

 

in your dreams

 

and then you woke up