The lamest comeback ever thread

I'll get you later.

 

Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the couch this morning.

 

....with your Mama

 

I'm gonna hit you over the head with a wet noodle....

 

and I will purple nurple you

 

no!! you shut up!!

 

O .....rly

 

got milk? no!? WELL I HAVE!

 

you can stuff it!!!!!!

 

sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me.

 

kiss my grits.

 

Oh no you didn't.

 

you best go home...I can hear your mother calling you

 

yippee-ki-yay

 

you can take your hallowe'en mask off now

 

Go fly a kite, turkey....

 

At least a turkey could fly a kite, unlike you!

 

stick a slice of cheese in it buddy

 

why don't you put your money where your mouth is

 

you stick that tongue out one more time and I will cut it off!!!!

(why do so many of these comebacks remind me of my Mom)