The lamest comeback ever thread

beatnick

 

hippie

 

Bible thumper

 

grass hopper.

 

manwhore

 

yes young Padawan learner

 

do you have sand in your vagina?

 

did someone piss in your wheaties this morning?

 

To steal a line from Monty Python, your father smells of elderberries.

 

well you were the come shot your mom should have swallowed.

(that's from somewhere... but i can't remember where lol)

 

four eyes!

 

hey, do you know what the capital of thailand is?

 

hey, do you know what the capital of my asshole is?

 

yeah, black hole.

 

yer girlfriend is setting off the amber alert..

 

i'm so hip your grandpa broke me

 

did you think that was funny?

 

your mom goes to college!

 

sure do

 

potato!!!!!!!!