the way I get it Hitler was mad cause we wouldn't sell Germany Helium . they had plenty of hydrogen , but any little spark would blow up their blimps . then we ( the US) stopped selling oil to japan and they got mad, and with only 18 months of oil left, attacked us. not to mention the letter Hitler sent to japan saying we were gonna strike them first
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