The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I have two kids

 

I sleepwalk around th.e house at night with a butchers knife

 

I don't think it's weird to place a period in the middle of the word "the".

 

I NEVER make typos....ever.....pfffft

 

nei.ther d.o I

 

I have rabies.

 

I have no mental illness whatsoever.

 

I did not go to the mailbox and then on a whim go out for a drive and get a pizza tonight

 

I sell Africanized honey bees as medicinal aphrodisiacs.

 

I am an illegal immigrant from...andromeda

 

I can sell you a visa cheap...

 

nothing tastes better than tofurkey

 

I plan to stay in the U.S a very very long time.

 

Im a self sacrificed Virgin back from the dead because that one particular god was annoyed by me.

 

I went deer hunting this weekend with an RPG, shot several deer but couldn't find any usable deer parts afterward though....;-)

 

i don't miss my partner at all... i could def go another year without seeing him...

 

I think I'll have soup and a sandwich for lunch

 

^^^ it is obvious from your post that you have a very small appetite

 

I.m naked

 

what a good idea.... think i'll go cook the lunch naked... if i'm lucky, i'll burn some drooping appendage...