The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

Im not eating some of my nieces candies :d

 

that guy I helped last week paid me back the $280 and 6 hours he owes me

 

oh good...you always send me nudie pics when you're drunk

 

....And I didn't do the same earlier.

 

I am not supposed to be sleeping right now

 

I didnt eat way too much sugar today

 

My cock is so big I break the pelvis and dislocate the hips of every woman I fuck.

 

I had some candy today

 

I am looking forward to work tomorrow!

 

My body temperature dropped to 55 degrees and all I can think about is eating brains.

 

I plan on laying on the couch all day watching tv...

 

last night was awesome :love:

 

I've racked up a large post count due to posting in forum games

 

I love waking up stiff in the mornings

(get your mind out of the gutter..im talking joint and muscle stiffness)

 

I hate waking up stiff in the mornings

 

I have the ankles of a teenage athlete

 

I'm tired of turning down women all the time

 

I like to pretend I'm a man.

 

I like to pretend I'm a macho man

 

I have never had an alcoholic drink.