The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I just woke up in the lion cage at London Zoo...

 

I'm getting tired of these hordes of women hammering on my door all the time

 

Cranky sent me pics...she has a cute little button nose

 

Someone at this site keeps sending me porn.

 

yep..she sure can do great things with that purdy nose

 

I have a nose ring but want it out

 

you're in luck..I'm a professional nose ring remover..I guarantee it comes out on the first try (I use my truck and a 20 foot tow rope to pull it out)

 

That doesn't sound painful at all!!!

 

I'm considering getting a Prince Albert

 

Lunarverse never ever makes me laugh

 

I just got elected as gov of the state of cornfusion....;-)

 

I can't stand it.......No one will post and I have another good lie....

I wanna open a ManWhore house, you know, to service all the love starved Lady's.
Now hiring, who needs a job with some nice perks?...;-)

 

Hip Forums is a piece of shit and i hate it, hate it, hate it.:beatdeadhorse5:

 

I could never take a job like that...having sex for money is just wrong

 

I am shocked that no one here on HF wants to be a ManWhore...;-) Especially all you guys with the multiple greenballs.....;-)

 

this pizza was totally disgusting...no wonder it was only $1

and Im not going back to buy a case of them before the sale is over

 

I am 12"11' tall

 

a new type of viagra has come onto the market... it's a mild version.... for wankers

 

Well, I'll run right out and buy a jar of them then!

 

I love the current state of government, it's fantastic