The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

My hands aren't sticky from the orange I just peeled.

 

I was not outside digging for 3 hours clean as a dove.

 

I have a hot date tonight.

 

I don't smell like a unwarshed hippie right now......anyone want a sniff?....;-D

 

I'm going to enjoy a morning ride on my bike with nothing on but my sneakers...

 

They don't call me sneakers for nutting btw......

 

My cat chased a dog up a tree...

 

I rode in a barrel over niagra falls yesterday.

 

I hacked into Wiener's twitter account...

 

So you're the one that hacked into my account.

 

I'm covered in sunscreen so I don't get burnt while mowing in the nude...

 

I just mooned the dinner train.

 

I just received an obscene picture from Anthony Weiner



along with a compliment on the last one I sent him

 

Latest news headline: Weiner Exposed!.... That is all.....;-D

 

Weiner sent me a crotch shot, it my new screen saver...

 

So when did you get rid of my crotch shot? You don't love me no mo, do ya?.....

 

i slept really good, i didn't wake up once...

 

I love you all

 

I just ate roast duck!....;-D

 

I printed and framed your crotch shot, now its hanging on the wall in my bedroom...