The Mad Chatter

I had me some welfare pancakes last night. really when i got up for a snack .. bread, butter and syrup.... I hate fried grease smells anyways.. I really do. I pretty much cant stand the smells of food cooking period. And Id love to build and extra house or a little house out back that housed the kitchen. The smells of food cooking in the main house piss me off to no end.. if I cook something I have 2fans sucking that stink out... or I cook outside.

 

i love the smell whenever im cooking a steak or chicken.

i ate squirrel once

 

maybe its your cooking?

most people enjoy the smell of a roast in the oven

 

I'm gonna be too drunk to cook because...

 

Ever since I had that little ied explosion in Iraq something is way off with my sniffer.. I had the experience of smelling burning flesh.. Not that food smells remind me of that all the time. but many times it does.. as well I dont like the smell of hot metal anymore either. I used to love soldering and stuff. I hate it now.. other than weed burning . I just about hate all other things on fire, heated, burning ect..

 

all my friends that went to Iraq had a nose picking problem when they got back because they were used to picking sand out of it.

 

this too lol.. Learn to tie up your scarf like the arabs helps alot..

 

i didnt know you were in an explosion...thats awful......did you get the heart?

 

did I get hurt?. not really.. another person died in the vehicle. But I only got burns and shrapnel took a bit of my finger off ..

 

he meant heart

like a purple heart medal

 

No heart..

 

Im going to say, we deserved the ass kicking we got in fallujah after the the Kuwait invasion, US dropped a ton of hurt on places that were not even involved.. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...on-fallujah-worse-than-hiroshima-2034065.html

 

if this was a real sport on tv Id watch it all the time. lmao.. haha

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDd3KdzDWX4

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HHGp74rtEA&NR=1

 

^^lulz

 

beer and bud after a long week of work. deserved and excellent

 

why is that not real?! haha such a great idea

 

hi kids....miss me?..

you fuckers didnt even notice i was gone all day...all 3 of you

popo..today i was driving through town and the popo saw me drive by and circle around to drop off a friend...so i go back by them on the way home and they pull right out behind me.
.so i detoured through the parking lot of our town dock...so did they.
..i turn right at the main street...so did they..
.i turn left at the lights in the center of town...so did they...
.i tturn right at the next light...so did they..
..i signal to turn left and i finally see my oppurtunity..

.they will not have room to follow me through the small gap in cars..
.to make sure i linger a second and then roar through the gap...haha...you cocksuckers.

..2 turns later i was already standing in my kitchen before they even turned onto my street.....:mickey:

 

Nice.

Coming from the bar I presume?

 

nope...everyday occurrence...sort of a known associate type thing..they pulled over my friend that drives the identical truck as me..they pulled her over IN MY DRIVEWAY...friday night at 11:15..
.my truck is a fast and loud 5 speed 4x4...like most trucks here...so its not like i can hide lol...
there is no sneaking around town..its loud and proud right down the main fucking street...

and why shouldnt I..?

to them? i am the struggling single father on a disability and the father of a notorious kid that is the main witness and the victim in a brutal attempted murder in which the son of a prominent local cop is on trial for attempted murder[of my son]...


...so they can follow me around all they want....and suck my dick afterwards

 

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLI0NQh3W58