the meanest thing ever?

That was me... I'm sorry about what I said about you in high school. Now will you stop with that dick thing already...?

 

when you were in high school I was 4 and I don't think I knew what one was...

 

In highschool some kid was pissing me off and i was wearing my steel toed boots so i kicked him in the chest and broke his sternum and then pissed on him

 

Most of the guys here will probably never talk to me again, but I don't care.

When I was in the 8th grade all the guys decided to have a titty-twisting war. (You know any excuse to touch a girl's boobs.) Anyways I had been attacked all day and had so many bruises. My friend Dustin made the mistake of lying about his truce. When he shook my hand saying that he wouldn't pinch or twist my nipple, he reached out and did that. The pain just pissed me off, so I decided to hurt him. I grabbed his balls, twisted, and pulled. He screamed and fell down on the ground. When he finally stopped screaming he curled up in the fetal position and cried. I laughed and told him to walk it off. Don’t worry guys he is okay, no damage was done. Besides he bruised me again when we were seniors in high school, by spanking me in the teachers’ parking lot. I think the wanker just liked touching me.