The Meaningful Thread. (please sticky)

zilla939 · Aug 15, 2009

odon said:

You'll be putting up curtain rails?
You'll be snorting cocain?
You'll be being "railed" by a big black man in the bathroom?

I'm confused by what you mean.
It made me laugh, though.
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cocaine? what kind of pussy shit is that? I only snort heroin.

odon · Aug 15, 2009

zilla939 said:

cocaine? what kind of pussy shit is that? I only snort heroin.
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Lol. I forgot you were hardcore. Sorry.
I'm relieved it was that one, btw...the other two were not something I'd have liked to imagine occurring, for various reasons.

hatebreeder666 · Aug 15, 2009

zilla939 said:

cocaine? what kind of pussy shit is that? I only snort heroin.
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you cant snort the DRAGON! genius.

bthizle1 · Aug 15, 2009

Ocean Bionic said:

I went to Church last Saturday night. It was nothing unusual. Just the normal routine of putting on that the silk red dress my grandmother let me barrow after she came back from Thailand when the war was over. My makeup is always perfect and takes me 42 minutes to do, depending whether i'm using off brand eyeliner or Diors finest. The 42 minutes this takes is a minute to long. I dare not be late so ill have to worry about panties later. A trail of perfume chases me out the door as I wrestle on my heels.

The drive to service is no longer than 12 minutes. I pull into the parking lot and struggle to tame my skirt as I jump out the car and I don't bother hiding from the 12 year old walking with his parents a few spaces down. His first upskirt was long over due.

The boys stair left me when he turned a corner to enter the chapel. It's ok to open the trunk now.
I tuck my Smiths & Wesson double-action .45 ACP semi-automatic into my purse, close the trunk and lock the doors.

.... anyone wanna continue my story???
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You know, I've actually wondered why more people don't go postal on churches? I mean all the people inside have the ultimate life insurance policy (eternal life), so would it really be that bad?

AquaLight · Aug 15, 2009

Meaningful thread is meaningful.

Subliminal89 · Aug 15, 2009

zilla939 said:

ok I posted.

I'm gonna go powder my nose.

And by powder my nose I mean do rails in the bathroom :biggrin:
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I wanna come.

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