The Missionaries Won't Leave Me Alone

You could also solve the problem by not having a door

 

You Could Also Solve The Problem By Buying Yourself A 12 Gauge Double Barrelled Shotgun....

Iv'e Said It A Thousand Times Before, So Here Comes 1001...........>

Yet Another Problem Solved....



Cheers Glen.

 

Well thats easy for you to say in Bathurst, you've got to keep the doors open anyway so the sheep can come and go more freely

 

... and the pastors with them.

 

The Doors Are Firmly Closed Tonight, Tis Only 10-34pm And The Temp Is 3c...:freezing:

Although Now I Think About It, Perhaps A Few Big Warm Wooly Rams Might Be A Good Idea...



Cheers Glen.

 

In my head, that didnt make me think of sheep

 

Your Head Was Right On The Money...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

I did that when the JWs wouldn't leave me alone. 7 1/2 years and 9-10 relocations later, and I have only encountered them once. Works great!

One church came & visited me a few times, and at first I liked the company. Then they started saying stuff I feel just ain't right. I asked them to not return, and they did. So I wrote a letter to their preacher and asked for them to not return. They didn't. Worked great! No emotions, no conflict, none of that.

 

i get mormons occasinally. i usually talk to them and give them a fake number hoping theyl call it and realize i gave them a fake number and then they never come back. i was once driving with my friends and they had eggs in the car and one of them pelted 2 mormons on bicycles. i felt bad but it was kinda funny

 

I used to be horrible to such people, since most Christian families encourage this behaviour towards them. Then I found out how terrible it is to sell things to people even though it is clear that they do not want to buy it. Since then I simply listen to what those so called missionaries say, let them give me all the literature they want, but do not tell them any private details of mine. You see I do not think even they care whether you care about their religion. They are made or pressured to sell religious literature by other people. To be mean to them, as though they have no feelings, will not make them disappear. It will just hurt their feelings even though they are normally sincere.

 

I understand what your saying but sometimes people just don't get the message and you've got to do something drastic.That being said i would do what dark sugar said and ask the missionaries if they would like to be fucked in the "missionary" position!:sunny:

 

When people do not take no for an answer then that is a sign of desperation.

 

Tell them not to come back unless they have a nice T-Bone steak and Alaskan Lobster to cook for you.

 

Lol. I think that's fair.

 

Jehovas Witnesses used to come here. Finially I told them this was private property and asked them to leave..If they are comming back here its not when im around..

 

I used to have the same problem with JW's, one day they came up and asked if they could read to me from their book and I told them that they could but when they were finished I wanted to read to them from my book and I then told them that I worshipped the Devil. they left and never came back. I do not worship the Devil but sometimes you have to use strange measures to get rid of them.