The Moon Landings Were A Hoax!!:

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Was the Apollo13 1969 Moon Landing a hoax?

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  1. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Because you know, you can't actually look at the references and check them out for yourself.
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The supposed footage of the moon is being digitally re-mastered after the original 1969 tape was taped over :eek:

    Either someone from NASA had their head squarely up their ass, or there’s a conspiracy of unprecedented magnitude afoot :mad:



    Hotwater
     
  3. tommyhot

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    Calm down. This was common procedure back then. Reusing tape. No "conspiracy" at all. Only the conspiratards will have a field day over this.....
     
  4. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8157368.stm

     
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    tommyhot Member

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  6. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I think Hotwater is yanking peoples chain.
     
  7. lostminty

    lostminty Member

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    he's allowed to, its enjoyable ;)
     
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  9. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    I've noticed since these pics came out the we didn't go to the moon side has been awfully quiet
     
  10. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    The pics were digitally altered by the Industrial Light and Magic division of LucasFilm, Ltd. ;)
    :rofl:
    I can't believe one of them hasn't already thought of that!
     
  11. lostminty

    lostminty Member

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    10 reasons I know the Apollo 11 moon landing was faked

    1. There were three men on the Apollo 11 spacecraft. That means that the odds of someone dying at any given point in the mission were one in three… YET NO ONE DID!
    2. The moon is aproximately six kajillion miles away. It is impossible to travel that far because “kajillion” is a made-up word and not a measurable distance. You would be travelling forever!
    3. If men had landed on the moon, this would have angered the lunar vampires we know to live there, sparking a war between Earth and the lunar vampires that would currently be ravaging both worlds. No such war appears to be taking place. Yet it is. The government is just covering that up, too. But it wasn’t started by an incursion on their territory, it was started during a dispute over the ownership of a mule named Paco.
    4. This so-called “moon” that supposedly orbits our planet cannot be real because the teachings of Septon the Inquisitor tell us that life is an illusion and the real waking state does not come until we die and arrive, ironically, on the moon which is where people go when they die. I know it sounds confusing, but it makes a lot more sense after you watch the informational video and relinquish all your wordly possessions.
    5. The entire trip supposedly took 8 days yet at no point are the astronauts shown on live TV defecating. And no one outside of NASA employees, some contractors, government inspectors, EPA officials, family and friends of the astronauts and the astronauts themselves has ever even seen any of the mythical poop bags from the supposed flight. WHERE ARE THE POOP BAGS??? Without defecating, they would have exploded after day 4.
    6. Cary Elwes played command module pilot Michael Collins in “From the Earth to the Moon”. Cary Elwes is an actor who was also in “Glory” and “The Princess Bride”, therefore we know the entire mission was faked.
    7. A lot of the communication between the LEM, command module and Capcom is filled with static which is just how someone would fake such communication in order to make it sound real. Which it isn’t.
    8. “Buzz”? That’s not even a name. It’s a sound that bees make.
    9. Three men in a confined space for 8 days and there’s no gay sex? Right. Any graduate of a British boarding school for boys would tell you that’s impossible.
    10. I was a hollow shell of a person with few interpersonal relationships before I began to believe the moon landings were faked. Now I have a purpose and set of shared beliefs with a small cadre of others and we have achieved a modicum of fame for ourselves as noted kooks, fame we would never have been able to otherwise achieve because we have no natural talents.

    That last one alone should convince anyone.
     
  12. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    :rofl:
    Your list is about as believable as any other I have read here, and a hell of a lot more entertaining!
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Whatever led you to that conclusion :rolleyes:

    Hotwater ;)
     
  14. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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  15. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    You can only become a Mason by being invited.(or having had a father as one), people who are about to do historically important things, like go into space, were probably invited.
     
  16. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34wjPxl1DAE"]YouTube - Space Cadets - The Big Reveal
     
  17. Skizm

    Skizm Member

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    Only in the paranoid forum can you go from page one about a hoaxed moon landing to page eleven where people are talking about the masons :2thumbsup:
     
  18. midgardsun

    midgardsun Senior Member

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    The moon landing is my favourite hoax:)
     
  19. LoneDeranger

    LoneDeranger Trying to pay attention.

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    My favourite hoax is the people who pretend to believe the moon landing was a hoax.
     
  20. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    It made for great tv. I remember watching it, I was seven and truly amazed.
     

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