wasnt it the time you were caught wearing a diaper or was it the time were found in a dumpster in fetal position sucking your thumb with cake all over your face...
All the truly embarrasing moments i have had are when I am buligerantly drunk and i have to be told what happened the next day.
Uhh I got a good one. Last night I was getting ready to go to bed...and my friend/roomate was lying in my bed...And the bathroom's right next to my bedroom. So I was peeing..i must've been real relaxed, cuz all of a sudden I farted reaaaallllllyyy loud....and then kept peeing. I was like 'uhh.....ok' then i crawled into my bed and went to sleep, laughing in my head the whole time...hahah. He had to have heard it, but he didn't say anything.
Getting very hammered in high school and telling the girl I was out on a date: "I thought we were gonna fuck tonight, but I'm too drunk, I couldn't even get it up right now" Im sticking to the "if you can't remember it, it never really happened rule" on that one Hmm, what else? Being in the wrong classroom at the start of a class is always fairly embarrassing.
One time over the winter, I was at a bonfire party, perched atop a snow covered boulder....just drinking, looking at the fire...So, as I tried to slide down slowly to get down...I didn't realize how drunk I had gotten up there. (you can see this one coming) I lost my footing, tumbled down the rock, landed on my back, with my ass and feet straight up in the air......Mary Catherine Gallagher style..... But I didn't spill a drop of beer! Needless to say, everyone saw my fall....I just got up and resume hitting up the keg, haha.
embarassment is a pretty easy one to dance around for some theres anger...that makes for a nice wall as for me...I try to laugh...or atleast grin and bare it.... silly things happen...
once when i was little i accidentally called a teacher mom. the embarassing part was that it was a male teacher.
I used to call my grandma mom and my mom grandma when I was little by accident. Not my most embarassing moment, but it was odd.