The most stupid thing you have done so far?

I always thought you were a crack head :2thumbsup:

 

Wow you have escaped pretty easy I hope your luck continues!

 

You should talk to BBAD about that he will give you a ride ....

 

Thanks Joshua it would have been if they didn't fix my bones wrongly and discovered this 3 weeks into healing. They had to break my ankle and leg and put it back together in the right place, I was sore in more ways than one! Fingers x this one is right, if not I will be one pissed off woman! Not impressed with the NHS, be glad when this is all over!

 

i tripped over a wet floor caution sign once in the shopping centre an i kept stumbling forward like i was goin ta fall ,but a nice man walking towards me caught me in his arms,well i kinda fell inta them, just in time before i hit the ground.i'm very cautious of all caution signs now:svengo:ha! ha!

 

Ouch DMFP! That is a long time....

Josh I remember you telling me, doctors are pretty naff sometimes- its a very funny story tho! I am glad I wasn't wearing a cardboard box over my head too otherwise I would have fallen down the stairs!

I agree peaceful I smoke roll ups and at times wish to give up other times I enjoy being a smoker .... it is pretty stupid as I guess it is a form of self harm!

Micheal sounds like you have been bitten there too, I found that with my crews at festivals and friends it can be hard to tell friends what to do and they take the piss sometimes!

BBAD I bet that is a huge regret, hope its better now!

Bless you Roamy falling over the safety sign, that me me giggle! Falling into a strangers arms is really cool, a hero!

 

ya dance it was cool the way he caught me just in time.

 

Choose the most stupid one...

Wasn't carefull enough while making firecracker, which leaded to explosion. I was sitting on ground. I have burned my socks and eyebrows

Was driving really fast on bicycle with my dog running near me. I was holding him on a leash. I have stood up to pedal faster and then the dog changed direction. Displaced arm.

Other time I crashed while going from high slope. I was walking home down the street with face all covered with blood. Some small children started crying when they saw me...

Measured drug dose 'on eye'. Took 2x more than I wanted.

Well... there were more...

 

did your eyebrows grow back fly ? ha! ha! its not funny that your arm got hurt in the pull, but its hilarious how your dog went off in the other direction.that had me in stitches :rofl:

 

It's hard to choose the most stupid... i have a few...

First would probably be, i stuck a firecracker in the back pocket of my jeans, letting it stick out just enough to see the wick, i then got my friend to light it... lets just say, it was a little less funny and a lot more painful than i thought it would be.

Next would probably be when i decided it would be a good idea to smoke a joint behind the dumpsters at school, the dumpsters that the janitors go to daily to throw out the trash.... as i was finishing up i walked out just in time to see one of the janitors walk in, without a doubt he smelled the weed and so i was getting paranoid as shit. I always wondered why he never turned me in, but i now know... a few months later my friends caught him smoking back there himself cigarettes though instead of weed, but still...

Another weed/school story... I had to do this online course at one point, which was boring beyond belief, i had to sit in this room alone with nothing but me and the computer, which was blocked from everything except the online course, every single day for months... and so i decided it would be a lot less tedious if i was baked lol, so i go to the washroom, enter a stall, and start packing a one hitter out of this tin foil pipe i managed to make from finding some scraps around school but soon as i took a hit i heard somebody come in, so i knelt down and exhaled into the toilet while flushing hoping it would suck in the smell, but the toilet was dirty as shit (literally lol) it was not a pleasant experience... didn't get busted though, that's always a plus

 

thank god they did we were in forest and he is hunting dog, so I guess he felt a scent

 

Shot myself in the hand with a 16 penny nail and a nail gun.
This is what the X-Ray looked like. Amazingly I missed everything important.


Not the actual X-Ray

 

wasted so much of my life


..guilty


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i laughed

Long time ago, i was with a very talkative girl at my place and she wouldn't stop talking, i was bored and all i could think of was "ugh when will she leave!? i can't wait til she goes and i can call my bf". i wanted to text the bf with what i was thinking, and i accidentally sent the text to the girl instead. I don't think i've ever been that embarrassed in my life. It hurt her feelings obviously and i still feel bad about it.

And when i was maybe 8 i ran face first into a street pole. It only resulted in a huge swollen bruise on my lips, but i still remember how painful it was to me and how hilarious it was to my sister.

 

In training exercise, I shot myself with parachute rocket flare.

Though, must say also I was very drunk in this moment. ))

 

This just jogged a memory...

I was probably in 5th or 6th grade when this happened. I was in the lunchroom of the school I went to and it was after hours.... there was some deal going on, don't remember what but I was down there picking up my band instrument with a couple of classmates. Now the lunchroom was in the basement of an old two story brick building and every 20 feet or so were these huge concrete and steel pillars. Those guys and I were fooling around and one of them was going to fake punch me or something, I don't really remember exactly why but I turned and ran... I could run pretty darn fast back then. So I started running full tilt, about 4 or 5 strides later I ran forehead first into one of those pillars.

Next thing I remember was one of the nuns bitching at me for fooling around. This was after those two guys split and somebody else found me laying there. Anyways while I'm getting bitched at I ran my hand over my forehead because it kinda hurt for some reason, I had no idea why at the time. I had a bump the size of a golf ball dead center of my forehead... That's when it really started hurting. The nun's bitching started sounding weird and the lights were going dim and coming back... Pain was screaming through my head. Eventually My parents showed up to take me home. I remember one of the nuns telling my parents that if I had a stomach ache tomorrow they should take me to the hospital because that would mean I had a concussion. I thought it was a trick so I never told my parents about what I went through the next day. I still have a visible bone bruise in the center of my forehead...

 

I just watched this video, in it's entirety..

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I Watched The Whole Vid Too, Only Because I Was Hanging

Out For It To Fall Off One Side Or The Other....

Alas It Didn't....



Cheers Glen.

 

So far? Well Saturday I'd been having a few drinks with a couple of friends - it was great we went to a few pubs and ended up dancing in my kitchen for the remainder of the night ... anyway when it came time we were finally tired enough to get to bed and pass out I decided to make myself a hot waterbottle and I guess I simply fell asleep with one of my legs lying across it because when I woke up the next morning and had a shower I realised there were large blisters on the back of my leg, and ankle. Instructions say not to use boiling water... maybe I'll pay attention next time.

 

Are You Sure Your'e 21 Rose, The Only Person I Have Ever Known

Who Used A Waterbottle, Was My Grandmother, And She Was In Her 70's....



Cheers Glen.