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my but you have a strange spelling accent ranger. are you from southern mars?

 

Aye but tis a mountain dialect ya'll be hearin'.....

 

are yall strange? and was that last post a question? did i make up for it by asking 3?

 

i thought so. let me guess, MARKINSAW, RIGHT?

 

Are you all speaking in tongues?

 

SO! You mock the Martian language,Specs?

 

I don't know Marsian I come from Venus.

 

If ya'll gonna keep on jabberin' in tongues can I move to a nice quiet astroid?

 

do you think astro turf will be quieter?

 

Do you have to wear those golf cleats everywhere bro?

 

wouldn't what Astro [from the Jetson's fame] does on the space aged grass be called an Astro turd?

 

I thought astro turf was for football. Do they use it for golf too?


PS I don't know or care about any sports.

 

Can you use astro turf as carpet in your home?

 

But I saw a decorating TV show where someone put it in their kids room. Maybe they don't like the kid?

 

whats astro turf ?

 

Don't they use it instead of grass on football fields?

 

oh ya, now i know what it is don't i ?

 

isn't it plastic grass?

 

what next, plastic skies. ? ha! ha!

 

will they have plastic rain?