The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I have piercing mouth parts in my mandeville.

 

Above poster and I are having a clandestine affair....

 

Im a big boy now!

 

My ovaries ache....;-)

 

I permed my hair.

 

it's SO easy to make BBAD blush...

 

I think its time for me to go round and round again to stop all the speculation.

 

I can't wait to pull down that damn wig.

 

I am seriously considering joining the marines and becoming a jar head....;-)

 

I'm thinking of joining the Mujahideen, so see you there

 

I just joined the Mujahideen

 

I'm calling the police.

 

I'm pissing on my neighbor's fence right now.

 

I'm hiding in a cave

 

My fence smells like pee

 

now I know were to find you, the cave with the fence around it.

 

I'm not worried

 

Hey that's my fence

 

i don't like flowers... they kinda clutter the world up don't you think...

 

I think its time to launch all the nukes....;-)