The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I think I need bigger boobs...

 

I'm getting breast implants

 

I'm gettin butt cheek implants then....;-)

 

I just got a full body tattoo of someone else's body.. This dude I work with Pockey

 

I have a X-ray vision that allows me to see through clothes.

 

yeah... give them Sparrows and Thrushes... ALL wildlife infact, something to think about eh?

 

LOL... the above was a response to farmouts post... don't know what's going on with m'puter... ← not a lie

 

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

 

I just ate a piece of cast iron for lunch...;-)

 

I'm one of the apparent effects of global warming.

 

I have so much energy now I kick the Energizer bunny's ass.

 

Barf Soup, comes with wholesome smead bread.

 

Oh Crap, I'm preggers again...;-)

 

me too .. and Balqis is lying... she done us both good an' proper-like.... you need to cough up some child-maintenance Balqis!!!

 

Looks like a grew a willy over night!

 

Wish I could meet the Baja Men so I knew who let the damn dogs out!

 

I woke up to find I turned into a tree over night!

 

I think I'll go for a swim in the pond...

 

Did you know that Balgis has grown a willy?....;-)