The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I just had this done by a local artist.

 

I see a picture in your post

 

The way people breathe pisses me off, in and out , in and out.

 

Sex is such a bother

 

I'm going to watch Titanic 10 times in a row for the fun of it.

 

I just gained 40 pounds after eating dinner....;-)

 

I just swallowed a frog and he's croaking in my stomach.

 

I want to be alone my whole life

 

I find beautiful women revolting to say the least.

 

I have a very low tut ratio.

 

I rode my harley thru town last night in the nude....;-)

 

I'm going to paint all the ceiling in my house red....

 

I know exactly what that means..I am in fact a leading world tut expert.

 

I traveled by wagon train, when I went out west...

 

I drank a secret tonic this morning, now I'm 19 years old and don't have to worry about the damn draft this time around...;-)

 

becoming fond of miniature chihuahuas and the fad that comes along with them.

 

I just sneezed too hard and my ear drums popped out.

 

Itadaki zen is my theme for today.

 

I have a hot date tonight and Im sure Ill be getting some

 

Ahh gettin some is way over rated.