The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I wear a speedo whenever I'm in airports to avoid being searched.

 

i have so many lactating breasts, there's enough milk for the cavalry and the horses

 

I like to shave with an epi-lady shaver.....;-)

 

The above post is the truth!

 

^^ i definitely did not scream and swear when i used one to epilate and i look forward to my next session with no fear whatsoever...

 

I'm never tempted to trim the basement while trimming my beard :leaving:

 

I use grechian on my whiskers....;-)

 

I am sooooo freakin fat man.....;-)

 

I have small boobs

 

I wanna go on a lawn mower ride with BBAD!.....;-)

 

I can play the bass.

 

Above poster taught me to play the bass!.....;-)

 

Above poster shaved my bush

 

Above poster looks sooooo nice with the smoothie look....;-)

 

I am having Farmout's baby.

 

I totally did not laugh at that :coffee:

 

Girls never fart.

 

Manstruation is a real thing

 

I don't have the urge to kill when PMS kicks in.

 

I am not drinking alone tonight.