The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I have a serious case of erectile dysfunction

 

i'm not wearing A & F fierce aftershave

 

creepygif.com links always work

 

I've been fighting in the Coliseam all afternoon, poxy Romans.

 

i'm a mouse

 

I hold the key to the secrets of humanity's future, but I'm not going to tell anyone because I'm selfish.

 

i have a secret evil hideout in the submarine in the shape of my body

 

I have a voodoo doll I stick pins in, in the shape of your body ^

 

i've always dreamed of you doing that

 

I like licking lightbulbs.

 

I just had the best sex ever

 

I just punched Golliaths face in, haha David will be pissed.

 

i not just about to have breakfast

 

I'm so happy I could kill.

 

i'm not listening to fall out boy

 

I'm busy suturing my own boils.

 

i'm gay

 

My cat is soakin' in the hot tub....

 

i'm not bored

 

I think I'll go play in the snow...