The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

i woke up with footprint bruises all over my body

 

I'm going to be Burnin' and a Lootin' tonight, Burnin' all illusion toniiightt

 

I'm still in bed sleeping, I'm just dreaming I'm on the computer...

 

I feel great after karate..

 

that reminds me of the day I did too much Tae-Bo

 

I drank to much last night and have a terrible hangover...:coffee:

 

Me too, I was snortin' lines off of vaginas left and right.. ended up pounding a Quart of Everclear just to get to sleep

 

above poster recently had a vasectomy.....;-)

 

I just swallowed a frog whole and he's hopping in my stomach.

 

I always make sure to wipe all the shit from my asshole when toilet is made.

 

The poster above has never seen the movie "The Life of Brian"

 

Poster above is has made a career out of going to college....;-)

 

which colony was it you were farmed out to, exactly?

 

My penis does not affect my pants size.

 

I just love rainy Mondays...

 

Above poster has a flock of cheekins.....;-)

 

I never take myself too seriously.

 

ooops... there goes my other leg... you think i'd know better than to take little naps on the train tracks...

 

^^^ Gives EXTRA fluoridated water to her children

 

The poster above has a tattoo of the Canadian flag on his bottom...^^^