The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

Actually, I would prefer a BB gun.

 

I think I'll go lay out in the sun, since its such a nice day...

 

I think I'll strip down and go roll in some gravel.

 

I'm off to mow the yard in the nude...see ya...

 

<<<<<<<< didn't miss Balqis.

 

I just planted some dick seeds, I'm going to grow my own dick!

 

I grew some last year but I call them cucumbers...^^^

 

haha lol , I asked for that one...

 

I love when I cook the little monster breakfast and it ends up on the floor...

 

I am still having an affair with the above poster....;-)

 

I think I might be pregnant...and the above poster is the father...

 

I have never been on hip forums before.....;-)

 

I don't really live in the country...

 

above poster really lives in New York City....;-0

 

I turn into a werewolf when there's a full moon...

 

I can balance all my weight on one pinkie finger.

 

I interbreed dogs and rabbits

 

I can fly by just flapping my arms...

 

Yeah saw you....

 

I have a satellite link with little green men on Mars...