The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I HATE smarties mcflurrys

 

I bite my toenails.

 

though I keep telling him to stop...

 

I just napalmed the nearest town cause I wanted to....;-0

 

I died in that fire

 

Sorry, you were supposed to be out shopping.....;-0

I just lost my false teeth.....;-)

 

I just skewered some baby bunnies for supper.:drool5:

 

i just peed on all of you

 

I just picked up a ladybird and smiled.

 

I just squished the ladybird

 

I ate ladybirds for supper...;-)

 

I'm a professional ladybird breeder.

 

I've watched Monkey Boy have sex with ladybirds

 

I find their pok a dots attractive.

 

I love the taste of ladybird

 

I never ate the last bit of cake.

 

I did

 

I'm getting married tomorrow!!!!!

 

To me!!!

 

I am marrying Monkey Boy tomorrow.