The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

No your not, you are marrying me! I have invested to much time in this relationship to have you run off with that young stud.....;-)

 

I've been thinking about gettin' me another husband...

 

today i feel full of pep

 

I'm going into a polygamous relationship with farmout, monkey boy and nyxx

 

i am currently enjoying a post-coital spliff with the neighbours pet iguana

 

I can't find my iguana anywhere.....

 

I have it locked up in my cellar.

 

he'll be fine, and i'll return him to you, without child, once we get out of this damn cellar!!!

 

lol

I'm calling Chris Hansen

 

thankyou!!! i've heard he has keys to Rollings cellar

 

arty:

 

Nyxx doesn't make me laugh.

 

Monkey Boy is NOT handsome

 

This is the start of a beautiful relationship....

 

Maybe Chris Hansen is cradling the iguana in his arms.. in my cellar.

 

Workin' in a coal mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a coal mine
Whop! about to slip down
Workin' in a coal mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a coal mine
Whop! about to slip down

 

I had an orgy with a few people in this thread.

^_^

 

he's too busy trying to comfort the children down here to be worried about me and the Iguanas relationship... arf arf

 

Well, me and my papy gonna

pick a bale of cotton,

me and my papy gonna pick a bale a day.

Me and my papy gonna

pick a bale of cotton,

me and my papy gonna pick a bale a day.

 

politicians never lie and hairdressers always know exactly what you have in mind