The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I hide dead bodies in the crawl space under my house....

 

i made a fetching pair of matching goblets with my severed breasts today

 

Above poster recently escaped from a well known funny farm....;-)

 

I'm having a bowl of marbles for breakfast.

 

I just ran another marathon this morning....;-)

 

the above poster was my room-mate in the brothel we both worked last summer

 

The service was terrible

 

i was out that day.... you need to take that up with farmout

 

I just ate a ham sandwich.

 

Squirrels are dominating the world!

 

I'm fighting the good fight against squirrels

 

I just scraped all the dead insects off my windshield and combined them with honey to make a nutritious snack.

 

I dance on a bed of nails. Good for the posture.

 

can't stand your sig Def... i mean, how shallow is that!!!

 

There is a giant mushroom growing out of my sink drain.....;-)

 

I just went to jury duty in my underwear.

 

I saw Monkey Boy at my prosecution, he was in his tighty whities..

 

The poster above me was also wearing tighty whities while being prosecuted.

 

Apparently you're not allowed to walk through your local park with just a pair of underpants on, it scares children.

Hence, courtroom.

 

well i walk through the local park all the time with just me'undies on and no one seems to mind at all!