The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

i didnt just break something..

 

I'm not wondering about what to do today.

 

oh guys you should never lie!

 

No way! Lying is good for the soul.

 

my soul keeps leaving my body and wondering around, I will have to plug up all my orifices.

 

I dont want to help with that

 

I think ED : ) is heterosexual

 

what BBAD says is true

 

My soul just came back, I locked it out this time, that will teach the dirty stop out a lesson.

 

and you're definitely not high

 

me stoned? never!

 

i would mind trying drugs

 

I don't wanna do drugs ever! I wanna keep my neurones virgin! :Angel_anim:

 

Thats what you have to do if you want to be a prominent member of the Catholic Church like me

 

I love church...Im actually posting from their computer

 

I've been deliriously happy that last couple of days and know exactly what I want/need to do with my life.

 

I'm getting married tomorrow.

 

there is a cow creeping up behind me!

 

I'm moving south where it warmer...

 

I had a t-bone for breakfast.