The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I'm gay...and I don't spend all waking hours thinking about vaginas..I also don't imagine every female I see is naked.

 

I really hate big dicks.

 

I cant help you.

 

all im wearing is the smile on my face...

 

I have been living in the basement of BBAD house for the past three months, and he doesn't even know I'm there...

 

I'm thinkin I might go hill climbing with my Harley today....;-)

 

i use a boat to get about my flat...

 

I don't have indoor plumbing...

 

I just waxed all the hair off my body.

 

I never shave under my arms...

 

I save my sweat and bottle it as cologne.

 

My penis is so long I run it thru my belt loops and use it as a belt, no one seems to notice.....

 

farmout is not the most awesome person ever

 

i actually have to use a balcony as a bra...

 

I love those world cup horns and dont ever imagine shoving them up the asses of those wonderful people who blow them

 

I just ate a hot spicey homemade burrito, then I farted so loud and strong I accidently blew my damn barn down.......

 

remember the meteor that was alledged to have hit way back, and knocked all those trees down? wasn't a meteor atall, it was farmout and his home made burritos again... he didn't want to admit to that one.... sorry farmout... i think people have a right to know

 

girls never fart

 

ok... it was me...

 

I love the direction this thread is taking.